I stopped making my hair pretend to be blonde because freedom or something.
When you take longer than 4 seconds to say your coffee order, everyone behind you is making this face behind your back. FACT.
Just a hint at half of what I want for my birthday(ON WEDNESDAY). Still searching for a perfect pic of a cheeseburger with a candle in it.
“I don’t need this shit to be radiant I need it to absorb blood!” -I said out loud, alone in the tampon isle.