August 2011
4 posts
NICE HAT, BUTT PIRATE!
Amoeba. Not just a record store, but a mecca for bat-shit crazy loons who are looking for a good time. One night while closing, a bro(like a super, raging, drunk, popped collared, would carry a 12-pack on his shoulder to a party-bro) came in wearing a pirate hat. He bought his Lifehouse CD and started walking out with his orange girlfriend and started yelling “fucking hipsters!” as he...
BUMMERTOWN USA: When you can eat more than your...
For as long as I can remember, I could always eat way more than other people. As a kid, I weighed about 5 1/2 pounds until I was 12. I was super tiny but I could just eat a buttload of food. It’s weird though when you’re an adult and you’re dating a full grown man and you can seriously fuck him up in an eating contest. In my defense, my only two serious boyfriends...
