Everyone has that family member that gets too drunk and passes out…
TUNA @tunateeth YOUR PRESENCE IS FELT ON TWITTER EVEN THO YOU TWITTERLESS.
Lil bit of my Xmas.
Really.
This is a Christmas album. Really.
Grandma and Santa are in love. Ho on the right be hatin whateva whateva
Looks like my dog can read AND follow directions! Just kidding, she’s inbred.
You guys like my new car? I saved up for the stripper edition.
“Definitely make sure you define my landing strip when you illustrate my flyer.”